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 Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:58 pm
Mudkipz: The EPIC tale!
Today being Halloween, I decided to ******** with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever ******** a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips')
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still ******** it and baying this real ******** up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the s**t out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:08 pm
OH YES! I love that meme! It is quite possibly the funniest stroy I have ever read!
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:34 pm
Old copypasta is ooooollllllld.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm
why the hell would ANY ONE take the time to write a piece of s**t so called "story" and then post it online, where, due to content the poster may get banned? i have 3 werdz fur yu
ur a tard
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:58 am
Old stuff is old. The joke is already in the grave - it's not even fit for reanimation.
Oh, and next time you copy a story - do mind the date. Halloween in June? Really?
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:32 pm
Lulz, I now have new appreciation for Mudkipz.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:51 pm
Gunr Lulz, I now have new appreciation for Mudkipz. (I WANT To BE THAT ONE IN THE STORY!!!1) -( shudders)-
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:56 pm
wow poor guy
and ur messed up
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:07 am
ok um....first of all.....
WTF?! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A MUPKINS OR WHATEVER IS....
second....HE WAT?!...wait nvm dont tell me taht again...im gonna have nightmares *shudder* oh my god...*walks off hugging self*
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