• Ther once was a sniper named Johnny
    Who was the best in his career,
    Making the gangsters quiver
    and the mobsters shake with fear!

    Johnny, oh Johnny the sniper
    And Johnny, he never missed,
    Because Johnny only used bullets
    About the size of Johnny's fist

    One day a hit was ordered,
    To keep a crime ring from smuggling drugs
    Johnny, of course, was put on the job
    To stop those ugly thugs!

    Johnny, oh Johnny the sniper
    And Johnny, he never missed,
    Because Johnny only used bullets
    About the size of Johnny's fist

    When all was said and done,
    When the mission all but through,
    Johnny's rifle's gunshots
    Clearly rang out loud and true!

    Johnny, oh Johnny the sniper
    And Johnny, he never missed,
    Because Johnny only used bullets
    About the size of Johnny's fist

    But the identity of the leader
    Of the ring that was smuggling drugs,
    Turned out to be his brother
    Oh how Johnny's heartstrings tugged!

    Ronnie, oh Ronnie the smuggler,
    Forever he will be missed,
    For he was hit by Johnnie's bullets
    About the size of Johnny's fist
    -Austin Williams