• Cooking

    Cooking can be great
    Cooking can be your fate
    Cooking can be failing
    Cooking can be like sailing
    Cooking can be fun
    You can be cooking a bun
    Cooking can be swift
    In cooking you may need to lift
    Cooking can be easy
    Cooking can be sleasy

    Cows

    Cows live on farms
    And sometimes are found in barns
    Cows are black, white, brown
    Which believe it or not doesn’t make them frown
    Cows are rough
    so very tough
    And don’t seem to bluff

    Dogs

    Dogs can be different sizes
    And don’t wear disguises
    They have a lot of spirit
    But don’t carry a fillet
    They tear things up
    And sometimes smash a cup
    You take them on walks
    And sometimes give them little talks
    But they also like to play
    Just not usually with clay
    You can take them to the beach
    Even though they might sometimes screech
    You can also take them to the park
    And maybe put them on an ark
    You could even take them to a vet
    And get them out of a tangled net

    Games

    Games can be fun
    Games can be boring
    Games can be done
    Games can be louring
    Games can be good
    Games can be lame
    Games can be about food
    Games can be about fame
    Games can be weird
    Games can dumb
    Games can be leered
    Games can be numb

    HELL

    Hell is evil hell is bad
    Go down there and it’ll drive you mad
    If your down there and you try to survive
    The devil himself will bury you alive
    But if you were born in hell
    You won’t be locked up in a prison cell
    And if you’re the devil yourself
    You get the joy of sacrificing an elf
    If your in hell and you want to rise to heaven
    You just have to say the lucky number seven
    Though if it does not work
    It’s probably because you’re a jerk
    If your in hell and you don’t want to once again die
    You just have to eat the all things bad pie
    Inside it is dead flowers
    Puking showers
    Tutus and cow poos
    Someone choking and someone poking
    And sometimes a siding of sick which you just have to lick!

    Kittens

    Kittens can be brown
    Kittens can have a frown
    Kittens can be black
    Kittens can be put in a sack
    Kittens can be red
    Kittens can be dead
    Kittens can be white
    Kittens can have a fight
    Kittens can wear clothes
    Kittens can eat loaves
    Kittens can wear lasers
    Kittens can have tazers
    Kittens can wear nothing
    Kittens can be Fluffing
    Kittens can wear watches
    Kittens can have torches
    Kittens can use computers
    Kittens can be looters
    Kittens can use toilets
    Kittens can smell violets
    Kittens can use Bags
    Kittens can have tags
    Kittens can use chairs
    Kittens can wrestle with bears

    Myths

    Myths can be good
    Myths can be bad
    Myths can be nice
    Myths can be sad
    Myths can be true
    Myths can be fake
    Myths can be stupid
    Myths can be cake
    Myths can be Smart
    Myths can be weird
    Myths can be lame
    Myths can be feared

    Planets

    Planets can be round
    Planets can be square
    Planets can be found
    Planets can be rare
    Planets can be colourful
    Planets can be dull
    Planets can be wonderful
    Planets can be a bowl
    Planets can be named
    Planets can be wondrous
    Planets can be blamed
    Planets can be thunderous

    Rainbows

    Rainbows are nice
    Rainbows are pretty
    Rainbows have no lice
    Rainbows are witty
    Rainbows are big
    Rainbows are round
    Rainbows have no wig
    Rainbows are bound
    Rainbows are good
    Rainbows are never-ending
    Rainbows have no food
    Rainbows are always bending

    Tractors

    Tractors are big
    Tractors don’t dig
    Tractors are slow
    But they have no flow
    Tractors are loud
    They don’t eat a cloud
    They are used on farms
    But are not charms
    Tractors have types
    But tractors do not use wipes
    Tractors can be vicious
    But aren’t very delicious

    Trains

    Trains can be small
    Trains can be big
    Trains can carry a passenger who wears a wig
    Trains can be short
    Trains can be long
    Trains can carry an instrument which goes BONG!
    Trains can be slow
    Trains can be fast
    Trains can survive for ages and still last

    War Poem

    War is bad
    It makes people sad
    And turns soldiers mad
    The soldiers were taught
    Then they fought
    Next they were seen and caught
    They all got killed
    They’re veins weren’t filled
    So soon they’re strength was sealed
    They need more blood
    So they’re bodies don’t go thud
    Into lots of mud
    People may have liked war
    But they shouldn’t anymore
    And if they don’t then that’s a good score

    Weird

    This is a weird poem
    Made of Foam
    You know that’s not true
    But it’s really made of poo
    “well is it now”
    Said the fat cow
    “no it’s not”
    Said the pink pot
    “your all dumb”
    Said the stubby thumb
    Who had a little bum
    “oh my god”
    Said scaly Rod
    “I’d rather be in hell”
    Said the ancient yellow bell
    “I’m flying”
    “I’m dying”
    I’m crying”
    OK I END THIS!
    “no let’s kiss”
    “get the hell away from me”

    Work

    Work can be boring
    Work can be fun
    Work can be adoring
    Work can be done
    Work can be quick
    Work can be slow
    Work can be sick
    Work can be a blow
    Work can be easy
    Work can be hard
    Work can be measly
    Work can be mentioned in a card