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I have myself a donkey, so bold and so true
He has a silly tail and two very long ears
He has stolen my heart as sure as the sky is blue
We are so in love, and I am telling you, my peers
We had a picnic on the beach under the midday sun
He fed me a sandwich and I fed him grain
I giggled and laughed when he called me his hun
And then I blacked out when he hit me on my brain
He bound me with rope and covered my eyes
And dragged me away, I was barely alive
He hit me a lot and let me tell you guys
He did not slow down until we arrived
The next part is hazy and I can't really recall
But I remember my Donkey and me in the Bathroom stall
- by xXIncompetenceXx |
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- | Submitted on 11/29/2010 |
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- Title: My Donkey and I
- Artist: xXIncompetenceXx
- Description: Bored :D
- Date: 11/29/2010
- Tags: donkey humor retarded
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- Jessie Bangs Hard - 12/21/2010
- Oh my gosh! Thats so amazing and so sad! I laughed at first then i wanted to help the boy! Ah! Five Freaken Stars!!!
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