• He's the best thing that's happened
    to me.
    She's the worst.
    He makes me smile and laugh.
    She makes me want to vomit and cry.
    I can be myself when I'm with him
    I can leave the room when she walks in.

    I love him for being him.
    I hate her for being her.
    Problems are...He loves her.
    She is oblivious of him.
    And I'm friends with both of
    them.