• I have a girlfriend
    and I lend
    some cat fur
    to her

    She means everything to me
    but still, she wont give me the key
    So I forcefully open her door
    and see a wierd whore

    It was a pig
    not very big
    It said "oink oink"
    and looked like the pokemon spoink spoink

    She asked "why are you here?"
    cause I have no money for beer
    is what I said
    Off with you´re head

    the next time I came
    she thought I was pretty lame
    she asked     "why are you here?"
    because I love you, my dear

    she than kissed me
    and laughed     "tee hee"
    I will never leave you... ever
    I asked "you will never?"

    So will you give me some money?
    my honey
    If you need it for something special
    than go buy some sign of the celestial

    For real?
    Hey I can feel
    some of the new beer
    standing right here

    You dare go get some beer
    than I will chase you with a deer
    than you will never see me again
    and that´s the en(d)!!!

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