• For some damn reason
    You people always applaude
    My cheesiest works
    You never appreciate
    The ones that take forever

    Syllable counting
    I want to blow my brains out
    ******** eastern poems
    They drive me nuts, goddammit
    But swear words eat syllables

    Most of my haikus
    Not to mention my tankas
    are just complaining
    about how I hate them both
    Irony at it's finest