• I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
    I'm trying to lure evil into my world
    I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve
    Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself
    Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer
    Hoping that they show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
    Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade
    Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
    The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
    In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!
    Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
    Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
    "Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first
    Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
    Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
    Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding

    I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
    Ain't no lesson to learn from this
    There's nothing Imma earn
    But it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I said it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    And it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
    Ain't no lesson to learn from this
    There's nothing Imma earn
    But it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I said it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)

    Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
    Cuz people out there, think they don't deserve this
    Until it's your kid an old man's finger ********
    Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
    I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
    While his d**k is still in his pants, they never get the chance
    I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
    "Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
    Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
    "Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
    And within twenty minutes, here comes a ******** doctor
    Knocking on my door, a ***** butt-knocker
    "Come in, have a seat," and then I stroll in
    With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his (colon?)
    I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
    Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody

    [*****]
    Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-
    [Violent J]
    Zip it!
    [*****]
    Wait, please! I've got money, we can-
    [Violent J]
    Shut it, ********!
    [*****]
    Please we can work this out!
    [Violent J]
    Silence, I said!

    Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
    Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head
    Cut they ******** dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
    Now what y'all talking about!?

    I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
    Ain't no lesson to learn from this
    There's nothing Imma earn
    But it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I said it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    And it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
    Ain't no lesson to learn from this
    There's nothing Imma earn
    But it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I said it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)

    What's in the bag?
    Funyuns and condoms
    Why did you bring condoms?
    I didn't mean to!

    The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
    What the ******** am I thinking?
    I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they a** sometimes
    Cuz it ease my mind
    Some of them are dead, and some are still living
    But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
    I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun
    They can't run, so they both mad fun
    I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
    I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well
    I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there!"
    But I left a head sitting on the living room chair
    He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
    We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face
    I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
    Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck

    [J and Predator fight and the Predator keeps screaming for help while J tries to make him be quiet]

    A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
    He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
    Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman
    But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again

    I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
    Ain't no lesson to learn from this
    There's nothing Imma earn
    But it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I said it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    And it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
    Ain't no lesson to learn from this
    There's nothing Imma earn
    But it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)
    I said it sure is fun
    (To catch a predator)