• Little Caesar's pizza tasted
    Like an unpopular food chain...
    Abjectly grasping for something
    Nonexistent,
    Like cash...
    The customers
    Starving,
    Bored,
    Minds crushed
    From appetite...
    Who would think,
    That dough could be so...
    Costly!
    Ovens opening,
    Cutters skewing,
    Just so the bread can sit
    Within our mouths,
    Teeth grinding
    Pieces
    Into nothing but particles...

    Dang, man!
    Smells like tomatoes,
    From a farm in Oklahoma.
    Smells like yeast,
    Risen in heat,
    From a farm in Oklahoma.
    And it sure feels
    Like cheese from a cow,
    Milked...
    From a farm
    In Oklahoma.

    And in the end,
    We eventually
    Realize
    That we paid money
    To eat something
    That was supposed to be
    Italian.