• You won’t believe the crazy things
    I’m learning how to do.
    I’m learning how to juggle,
    ride a unicycle, too.

    I now know how to twist balloons
    in many different shapes
    and how to make a costume
    out of multicolored drapes.

    I’ve learned to run in floppy shoes
    and how to dye my hair.
    I’ve even learned the graceful art
    of dancing with a bear.

    For when we moved, my parents looked
    at many different towns,
    but chose a place with just one school:
    a school for circus clowns.