• There once was a boy called "Schlappy"
    In a place where he wasn't very happy.
    He wanted a wand,
    Of which he was fond,
    And never found one to fit!

    This boy called "Schlappy" improvised,
    With two odd screwdrivers by his sides.
    For he pranced saying spells,
    But when his mother gave some yells,
    "Schlappy" was a wizard no more.