• For months and months I pondered,
    On how to pronouce 'Gaia';
    By this time I was gripped by
    avatar mania, growing higher.

    I blamed it on being British,
    'Cause let's face it, we're all barmy;
    When I pronounced it 'Gay-a',
    You Americans released an army!

    I apologise profusely,
    And want to take the time to say;
    I've become so addicted to Gaia,
    I love it more with every day.

    My friends call me a dweeb,
    But I have to try my best;
    For getting the Enchanted Book
    is my life's only quest.

    The forums are alluring,
    Extended discussion for the win.
    But to disagree with hardcore fans,
    Is made out to be a sin.

    This is my ode to Gaia,
    With zOMG and all the rest;
    One day I'll stray from 'noob-ness',
    And become the very best.