• Dear ‘thou dearest,

    You’re always in my heart, day and night
    I flounder helplessly when you’re out of my sight
    I urge to come close, in your sweet embrace,
    For my heart wishes to fill this love case
    When I see you, I wince (but not from fright),
    But from your magically regal sight
    In my opinion, your raven black hair
    Gives you an aristocratic flair
    You seem so pulchritudinous, from head to toe
    Such a flawless person does not deserve me though…
    I feel like a tramp next to you
    I’m probably blander than anyone you’ve knew
    You clever creativity is used when you must
    In return, my sheer “geniusness” is full of lust
    You treat me nicer than you should
    If you were any more humble, you’d treat me as royalty, yes you would~
    Oh please choose me, I need your love
    Even though your rank measures well above
    But then you must know my lowly name
    Your head must be spinning: why this poem came
    Find me, my Golden prince
    I have been waiting for you ever since

    Sincerely,
    An anonymous lovesick,
    Amorous girl (who clings to you like a tick)