• Missed my alarm clock ringing
    Woke up telephone screaming
    Boss man singing his same old song

    Rolled in late about an hour
    No cup of coffee, no shower
    Walk of shame with two different shoes on

    Now it is poor me, why me, oh me
    Boring the same old worn out blah blah story
    There is no good explanation for it at all

    Ain't no rhyme or reason
    No complicated meaning
    Ain't no need to over think it
    Let go laughing
    Life don't go quite like you planned it
    We try so hard to understand it
    Irrefutable, indisputable
    The fact is
    Psssh
    It happens

    My trusty-rusty had a flat
    I borrowed my neighbors Cadillac
    "I'll be right back," going down to Wally World
    That yellow light turned red too quickly
    Knew that the truck moment it hit me
    Out stepped my ex and his new girl
    ("Sorry 'bout your neck baby" wink

    But it is poor me, why me, oh me
    Boring the same old worn out blah blah story
    There is no good explanation for it at all

    Ain't no rhyme or reason
    No complicated meaning
    Ain't no need to over think it
    Let go laughing
    Life don't go quite like you planned it
    We try so hard to understand
    Irrefutable, indisputable
    The fact is
    Psssh
    It happens

    Ain't no rhyme or reason
    No complicated meaning
    Ain't no need to over think it
    Let go laughing
    Life don't go quite like you planned it
    We try so hard to understand
    Irrefutable, indisputable
    The fact is

    Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable, totally beautiful fact is
    Psssh
    It happens