• There was a naughty boy
    And a naughty boy was he,
    He ran away to Scotland
    The country for to see.

    There he found
    That the ground
    Was as hard,
    That a yard
    Was as long
    That a song
    Was as merry
    That a cherry
    Was as red
    That the lead
    Was as weighty
    That four-score
    Was as eighty
    That a door
    Was as wooden
    As in England

    So he stood there in his shoes,
    And wondered,
    He stood in his shoes,
    AND HE WONDERED