• Hail the mighty Cheez Man
    The AWESOMEruler of Lasagna Land
    He ruled the world until his fall
    Do you think he was that worthy?
    No, not at all.
    The mighty Cheez Man of
    Lasagna Land
    Had been out of his fridge for too long
    Alas he rotted
    And grew stinky mold
    Until someone trotted
    Along.
    "My, Sir Cheez Man, King of this land,
    What is that awful stench?"
    The Mighty Cheez Man said his last words
    "To the GARBAGE CAN!
    His servants felt weary
    As they threw out the dairy
    Never to see him again.
    However, now,
    We have not lost hope!
    An heir to the throne
    The so called Milk
    Has taken his place
    With his dog Bone.
    Who knows what will happen next
    In the world of Lasagna
    Maybe Bone will swallow Milk...