• I once met a boy
    Who was really quite sweet
    We talked and we chatted
    And wanted to meet.
    But alas for me,
    No way could this be
    My boy lived away so far
    That I could not get to him by car
    Or by bus or by train
    He could only come by boat or by plane
    So we continued to chat
    About this and that.
    Wanting to meet
    Me and my sweet