• I'm bored im cold
    I was told that I was sold
    for gold

    I went home
    To get my comb
    and brush my gnome
    Then I did yoga
    and said ome...

    I won a phone
    in a cone
    delivered by a bon
    e from my friend Jone

    My brother Ben,
    gave me a hen
    Who stabbed me with a pen
    so I threw it in my den

    My nan hit me with a pan
    So I ran
    and bumped into this man
    who hit me with his van
    I'm dun with this
    Stupid plan!

    xd