• Of all the teachers in my life
    There's one I really want to spike
    Her name's Ms.Smith, she's really old
    I wish she was alone and cold.
    She gets on everybody's nerves
    She doesn't have alot of curves.
    She is never ever really nice
    I wish she lived with the mice
    You should see the horrible way she teaches
    I wish her blood was sucked by leeches
    She says alot of retarded stuff
    I wish the only thing she can say is ruff
    She really has alot of problems
    I wish she was killed by some goblins
    In her class, she teaches math
    She needs to take one long bath
    You should see the way she wears her hair
    Its so ugly, she wasn't wanted by bears
    She is very very rude and mean
    She smells like some rotten beans
    She always has to drink some soda
    She is green and wrinkly just like yoda
    You should hear the nasty way she sings
    Exactly why she wasn't offered a ring
    I wish she could go somewhere and roam
    well thats the end of my poem