• I was born in 94, gonna turn 15 in January
    I would like to have "Portuguese" by my name on the obituary.
    My friends call me Jesus Christ even after I cut most my hair.
    I hate it when life goes wrong and shows itself to be unfair.

    I am a poet, a writer, and overall a speaker of my mind.
    I got more traits than I can count and maybe can find.
    I play soccer and hockey, Ultimate Frisbee is my joy
    I am a video game master and a virtually trigger-happy boy.

    I'm no Mozart on the piano, one of my many favorites.
    Five years and I have yet to play the trumpet like Miles Davis.
    Wanna take guitar next year when I'm a Sophomore
    Tried to play the drums at Costco, but got kicked out of the store.

    I like rock music, and for some reason I despise rap
    I like to sing, even though my voice is a load of crap.
    Trying to find a place in life, though I don't know where I'm at.
    But I don't plan on giving up; even when I leave you can expect me back.

    Never saw the point in homework, and hence I'm no straight-A
    I'm smart, but I'd take manual labor over homework any day.
    You can force me to move a mountain, fight a twenty-foot tall monster with a fork
    Make me do what the heck you want, as long as I don't have to do my homework!

    Friends are my strength, because my family's too strange
    My dad is pretty cool but my mom is deranged.
    When I'm at home it's like I'm in an iron-bar cage.
    Can't wait to smell the fresh air when I leave the place.

    My friends are the best, I'd die for them
    Take a bullet, back 'em up in a fight, even sell my soul for them.
    I am a loyal friend who is good at heart.
    And I was born with the name Brian Jorge Goulart.