• there lived an old lady
    who drove me crazy!
    thought i was her spouse
    in that old blue house...

    i don't like that old lady
    not even if you payed me!
    for she looks like a monkey
    and never can find her rusted old key
    to that old blue house!

    there came a time
    when she sang a small chime
    and she sang it all out of tune
    thats why i call her an ugly old loon!

    you know, i don't know what happened to that crazy old lady...
    i think she moved and never did pay me!
    that one whole dollar and 92 cents
    i gave her to buy that fugly old wrench
    for the screws of that old blue house! gonk dramallama scream heart dramallama wahmbulance emo sweatdrop