• You were kidnapped and taken away
    I was in total dismay
    I followed them to find you
    They didn't notice me go through

    As I found their hideout,
    I prepared to go all out
    But when I entered, Oh-no...
    Karate, Kung-fu, and my own Taikwondo

    All of them were deadly martial artists
    I didn't care! This was a crisis.
    I was beaten up, taken down, and injured badly
    Then, I saw you crying, I went crazy!

    I went through my ultimate tantrum!
    I knew then I would beat them!
    Kicks, strikes, this is my "Aido*"!
    I finished them off with a 20-hit combo

    I untied you, with blood on my sleeves
    Then, I coughed blood, and fell asleep
    I woke up in a hospital bed, with you by my side
    I smiled and said, "What a ride!"

    *: Aido is a combination word that I made up of the Japanese word "Ai" (love), and "do" (the way of). So, Aido is "The Way of Love"