• Fer sure gravy
    Fer sure cheese
    Fer sure rice
    Fer sure candy

    Pulled up at the drive-through
    At twelve o’clock at night,
    The scale will be hollering in fright.
    Bring all your big-macs,
    Root beer cans and kit-kacs
    And eat with me in the back seat
    Eat with me in the back seat
    We’re so fat the scale has to lie
    If it doesn’t want us to die.
    Bring all your big macs
    Root beer cans and kit-kacs
    And eat with me in the back-seat
    Eat with me in the back seat.

    Fer sure skittles
    Fer sure cake
    Fer sure crackers
    Fer sure coke

    This is the snack
    That we all planned
    Inside my van
    Eat now.

    We’re not skipping a meal,
    We’re addicted for real
    We munch 24-7: all the time

    This is how we get fat
    This is how we get fat
    Eat 18 extra meals

    This is how we get fat
    This is how we get fat
    I wanna see your waistline grow right now

    All this food cost a fortune
    I’m going broke right now
    But that’s alright
    Cause you know I like to eat food
    Every day and night

    Sloppy Joes-oes
    Sloppy Joes-oes
    Sloppy Joe

    Fer sure Campbell’s
    Fer sure Lays
    Fer sure cookies
    Fer sure pickles

    Pulled up at the drive-through
    At twelve o’clock at night,
    The scale will be hollering in fright.
    Bring all your big-macs,
    Root beer cans and kit-kacs
    And eat with me in the back seat
    Eat with me in the back seat
    We’re so fat the scale has to lie
    If it doesn’t want us to die.
    Bring all your big macs
    Root beer cans and kit-kacs
    And eat with me in the back-seat
    Eat with me in the back seat.

    Fer sure ice cream
    Fer sure chips
    Fer sure cheesecake
    Fer sure dips

    This is the brunch
    That we all planned
    Inside my van
    Eat now.

    We’re not skipping a meal
    We’re addicted for real
    Our cholesterol is not okay

    This is how we get fat
    This is how we get fat
    Live in the Burger King parking lot

    This is how we get fat
    This is how we get fat
    I wanna see health decline right now

    All this food is too much for our bodies to have right now
    But that’s alright cause you know I die if I’m without food
    For one second
    So let’s eat now
    Sloppy joe-oes
    Sloppy Joe.

    No Whopper, Whopper, Coney, Dr. Pepper, Philly steak
    If I eat one more thing, then this scale is bound to break
    I have food in my car
    A snack is never far
    No Whopper, Whopper, Coney, Dr. Pepper, Philly steak

    We’re not healthy at all,
    We could each eat a wall
    So give me a stinking meal

    This is how we get fat
    This is how we get fat
    Always have food in your mouth

    This is how we get fat
    This is how we get fat
    I wanna see those thighs blow up right now

    All this food cost a fortune
    I’m going broke right now, but that’s all right
    Cause you know I live for food
    Like literally
    And marshmallows (all is food is yummy)
    Marshmallows (it taste really good)
    Marshmallows (and I, I weigh a ton)

    Cause you know I love eating some food
    In fact why aren’t I
    Eating right now?