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So you feeling hungry huh? WELL GUESS WHAT! YOU CAN MAKE IT YOUR OWN!
we need
one green capsicum
chilli sauce
onion
mushroom
egg
honey sauce
chicken breast
first off turn on the ******** pan. Yes you turn it on.
You peel the onion and cut that s**t
you cut up mushrooms
you cut off the chicken breast (OH DAN YOU'RE KILLING A CHICKEN! Me: SHUT UP ITS ALREADY DEAD!" wink
you cut up the capsicum, you only need one not two, because one can provide a lot trust me. no seriously
after you do that chuck all those nice cut up pieces and stir fry it around. After you think it has been well cooked you...
DUMP THE ******** SAUCE IN! I DON'T CARE WHAT SAUCE IT IS! JUST DUMP IT IN!
then mix it around and around
After that you dump the rice in and once again mix it around. Once done you put in some honey sauce, one tea spoon of salt and one tea spoon of uhm... ******** what it's called again? y'know ******** it you don't need it at the moment.
so anyways you wanna make it look ******** good? Grab a huge plate. Get a bowl and put the fried rice in the bowl. Tip the bowl upside down on the plate and it slide out. And there you go, a nice shape bowl of fried rice on your plate. There you can make a boob, a face, a hello kitty or hell just dump a flag on top of it. Oh i forgot the egg part huh? Well guess what, that's up to you. You can mix the egg around the fried rice to have that egg flavor or fry it and put it next to it. So there you have it, my chilli colored red fried rice. Better than the restaurant.
- by Hakuru-san |
- Non Fiction
- | Submitted on 01/10/2014 |
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- Title: How To Cook Fried Rice My Way
- Artist: Hakuru-san
- Description: Alright you feeling hungry? You hate what you eating at your friends place or families friends place? Well y'know what? You don't need to eat that s**t because once your at someones place you can grab their s**t and make your own food SO LISTEN THE FU CK UP!
- Date: 01/10/2014
- Tags: cook fried rice
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