• wahmbulance WARNING: THIS HAS PERVERTED DUE TO GLOMPY-CHAN'S NATURE wahmbulance

    Me: Hey, hey. biggrin
    Sasori: Hey.
    Me: We have a temporary host today...
    Deidara: Whut, un?
    Me: Someone else will be host while I be co-host. :3
    Itachi: Who will it be?
    Me: One of the biggest perverts of all time...
    Kisame: OROCHIMARU?!
    Me: H3LL NO! I said 'pervert', not 'child molester'! D:<
    Sasori: Then who is it?
    Me: My friend....GLOMPY-CHAN!
    Ariana: My name's Ariana. =.=
    Me: But we will call you glompy-chan.
    Glompy: What the--- How'd you change my name?!
    Me: The force, man. 3nodding
    Glompy: I'll fuak you against a wall.
    Me: O.O
    Hidan: Is that a girl?
    Glompy: *rips open shirt* I HAVE BEWBS! YOU SEE?! I HAS BEWBS!
    Hidan: *twitch twitch* Close it! Close it, now!
    Glompy: *closes shirt* Fine. *steals Hidan's pants* Mooohahahahahhaa.
    Hidan: *doesn't have any underwear on*
    Deidara: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *shields eyes*
    Kisame: *also shields eyes* COVER IT!!!!!!!!!
    Itachi: Please... Make me blind already...
    Hidan: Why?! You betches jealous 'cause you don't have one that's big like mine?!
    Me: Make it stop...
    Glompy: *snaps photo of Hidan's...pickle. Yeah, that's the word. XD* This is going on facebook! blaugh
    Pein: *does jutsu that makes Hidan have pants (hehhe they have that XD)*
    Glompy: I will take a picture of all your d*cks and Sasori if he has one.
    Me: He has one.
    Everyone: *stares at meh*
    Me: Not that I saw it or anything. <.< >.>
    Kisame: Omj, Mazumi you fuaked a puppet.
    [Insert awkward silence here]
    Glompy: *pants Itachi and takes picture of his picture of his pickle* Moohahahahha.
    Me: WHOA! IT'S LARGE!
    Itachi: *pulls pants back up* Hn.
    Deidara: *jealousy jealousy jealousy*
    Sasori: What will we be doing now, Mazumi?
    Me: I dunno. Ask the host.
    The akatsuki guys: Shiit.
    Hidan: I hate you, betch.
    Glompy: Fuak meh against the wall and let meh suck yo diick.
    Hidan: O.O Jashin help me...
    Guys with Guns: *break into the talk show room* EVERYONE FREZE!
    Glompy: Now everybody clap your hands!
    Everyone: *clapping*
    Guys with Guns: *shoot bullet in air*
    Crowd: *runs away*
    Me: DAMMIT YOU DIICK HEADS! YOU SCARED AWAY MY AUDIENCE!
    Guy1: Give us your money.
    Kakuzu: H3LL NO! GET YOUR OWN MONEY!
    Guy2: *puts gun to glompy's head* Give it to us or the boy dies.
    Glompy: Boy...? YOU DIICK SUCKER! I'M A FRACKIN' GIRL WITH BEWBS AND A VAJAYJAY!
    YOU HEAR ME?! *gets off and steals pants*
    Guys with Guns: *shooting in random places*
    Kakuzu: Idiots... *takes off mask and scares them to death with his ugliness*
    Me: Now...carrying on with the show...do you have questions that you want to ask the akatsuki?
    Glompy: H3ll to the yeah! Um...Zetsu, Kisame, did you guys have babies with eachother?
    Kisame: WTF?! *faints*
    Zetsu: WITH THAT BAG OF SHIIT?! I don't think so... If we did, I'd probably eaten them already.
    Glompy: Sasori, how long did it take you to design your p3nis for your puppet body?
    Me: *rolling on the floor laughing* rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
    Sasori: Mazumi, shut up!
    Pein: So how long DID it take, Sasori?
    Sasori: ...11 months...
    Everyone: *rolling on the floor laughing* rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
    Sasori: Screw you all...
    Glompy: *pulls down Sasori's pants and takes picture* Hooray! Isn't it so nicely shaped?
    Me: Yuppers!
    Sasori: *about to kill us*
    Me: If you hurt any of us, I'll tell them.
    Sasori: *stops* Fine.
    Deidara: Tell us what, danna?
    Me: About the time he---
    Sasori: SHUT UP! scream
    Glompy: Tobi, you are a good boy!
    Tobi: Hurray!
    Glompy: ...in bed.
    Everyone: O.O
    Glompy: Zesty, what do you prefer? Babies, kids, or adults?
    Zetsu: Babies! Adults!
    Glompy: I prefer babies...
    Me: I prefer 8 year olds...
    Orochimaru: *from outside* Whoo! Eight-year olds!
    Itachi: Perverted basturd...
    Glompy: Pein, do you shop at target? xd
    Me: Hahahaha. Good one. xd
    Pein: *death glare*
    Glompy: Itachi, who would you rather fuak: Kisame or a chair?
    Kisame: (thinking): Please say me. Please say me. Please say me. Please say me.
    Itachi: ...a chair...
    Kisame: *faints* Doooooooom.
    Glompy: Deidara, what else do you do with your hand mouths?
    Deidara: Y-you know... Just chewing clay...
    Hidan: Betch, you stuttered! Liar!
    Deidara: I'm n-not lying, un!
    Me: Yes, you are. You use them to suck---
    Tobi: Lollipops?
    Deidara: Y-yeah. Lollipops. That's it, un. <.< >.>
    Everyone: *rotfl-ing again* rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
    Deidara: Screw you all, un...
    Me: That's it for today!
    Glompy: Wait! Do the jutsu!
    Me: Fine. *sigh* PANTS DOWN NO JUTSU!
    Akatsuki: *pants fall down*
    Glompy: *snaps pictures* Mooahahhahaha.