• (at school) Phone: RING!!!!! RING!!!!!!!!!
    Teacher picks up the phone
    Teacher: Hello?
    Person: Hi. I am so sorry but my son, James can't come to school tomorrow because he has a really high fever.
    Teacher: Oh my, i'm so sorry to hear that. By the way, who am I talking to?
    Person: Oh. It's my father speaking.

    *Now you understand who is that 'person'. hehehehehe blaugh