• Gunners #21 The Devil or The Clone
    Dark Gothic Judgment Order

    So…. Your telling me that, evil s**t is like…. Pure evil?

    Rizumi: how many times do I have to say it? Yes its evil!

    Yamota: can’t we get rid of that stuff?

    Rizumi: no, I don’t even think anyone has ever done that, that stuff will stay inside of her “forever!”

    Yamota: ********! Well that sucks!

    Rizumi: well you know what sucks? Shes evil now.

    Yamota: hey don’t even go there Rizumi!

    Rizumi: well either that or shes herself!

    Hakuru: shut up….. keep driving…

    Yamota: Evil energy… I ******** hate you…… big time dude…. Big time…

    Meanwhile in Osaka.

    Saya: so they head back huh?

    Rev: well its just like that yo….

    Saya: what the hell are you carrying?

    Rev was holding a bunch of ninja tools.

    Saya: wait…. These blades your carrying, they’re aren’t ordinary metal are they?

    Rev: how the ******** do I know? All I care about is bringing all this s**t back.

    Saya: hey can I keep one of those shurikens?

    Rev: sure, but that will cost ya.

    Saya: all I got is hard…. a**…. Real…. American cash…..

    Rev: you got Benjamin Franklin?

    (shes referring to a 100 dollar bill)

    Saya: no, but I got George Washington.

    Rev: I’ll take it.

    Oh also….

    50,000 yen.

    Saya: your ******** kidding?!

    Rev: for “each” Shuriken.

    Saya: I hate you Rev.

    Rev: and I hate you too…. “b***h”

    Saya: did you just said what I think you just said?

    Rev: nope, what you think you heard was something with a “B” then something with an “itch”

    Saya: Rev…. you d**k….

    Meanwhile back at the Skull Gunners home.

    Yukina: yep, its definitely pure dark evil energy

    Yamota: Rizumi, you didn’t mention about the dark part did you?

    Yukina: she has both energy stupid.

    Yamota: hey wheres Asuka?

    Yukina: I have no ******** clue man, some of my stuff are missing, first all of my medical book sections has all been gone, my medical bed for my samples of dead corpses has been gone, one of my lights has been stolen! And my medical tools and other all medical things has been all taken!

    Yamota: and you said some of your stuff right? Cause looks like someone has stolen all of your stuff

    Yukina: and also Asuka hasn’t shown up for some reason, even so door number 42 has been locked and nobody can’t ******** open it!

    Rizumi: why not just calm down and relax a bit.

    Yukina: RELAX?! HOW CAN I-

    Rizumi went up close to Yukina and closed up her back neck.

    Yamota: oh my god did you kill her?!

    Rizumi: no, I put her to sleep.

    Yamota: but I heard a crack!

    Rizumi: just pretend you didn’t heard that.

    Yamota: I swear all of my friends… I think they turned evil…. Eh… I need a beer.

    Hakuru: did you just said evil?

    Yamota: ah! Hakuru! Jeez! Don’t startle me like that!

    Hakuru: yeah whatever…. So…. Is it true?

    Yamota: ah… yeah

    Hakuru: no matter, its not like I’ll turn into some devil anyway, hey got anymore beer?

    Yamota: uhm… yeah…

    Five minutes later.

    Slurp, slurp, drink drink.

    Yamota: so uhh… yeah you know uhm..

    Hakuru: Yamota, are you scared?

    Yamota: what?! Why would i?!

    Hakuru: its written all over your face

    Yamota: yeah okay I am scared…

    Hakuru: I’m sorry that I made you scared, but try not to look at it the wrong way, it just feels… so different, its as if my body keeps gaining powers everytime I face powerful foes.

    Yamota: no s**t, your way powerful…. But you know, I’m sorry too….

    Y’know Hakuru, maybe this Evil energy won’t take over you after all, wanna drink some more beer?

    Hakuru: totally.

    Ten minutes later.

    Yamota: ******** YES THIS GUITAR ROCKS!

    Hakuru: hey try not to break the strings, I already tuned that thing before we left

    Yamota: SOLO BABY!!!!

    Hakuru: someone give me a bass!

    Kanome: here you go!

    Hakuru: WE ARE THE SKULL GUNNERS!

    An hour later.

    Hakuru: Yamota your really drunk.

    Yamota: no… no I’m… shut up! I’m gonna catch up to you! Okay?! Alright?! Your not drunk! So…. I’m gonna keep up with you!

    Hakuru: you want coke? I mean its been awhile

    Yamota: I HATE! Coke… I like… Pepsi! Pe…Pe… Pepsi!!!

    Hakuru: you know when we first met, all we did was drank coke and pepsi and just started fighting which was better….

    Yamota: we also drank beer!

    Hakuru: yeah that too… um…. Dude…

    Yamota: yeah?

    Hakuru: I think its time to make a band.

    Yamota: what you wanna name it?


    Hakuru:….

    The Skull Gunners.

    Yamota: ….. really?

    Hakuru: yeah… I figured that we use my Gunners name…

    Yamota: The Skull Gunners?

    Hakuru: aren’t we all Skull Gunners?

    Yamota: guess your right…..

    She takes out another beer.

    Hakuru: We are the Skull Gunners baby.

    Yamota: how are we gonna get all 10 members in a band?

    Hakuru: basically five will do a song “each”

    Yamota: each five members?

    Hakuru: yeah.

    Yamota: we never even heard them play an instrument, besides we need a drummer.

    Hakuru: drummer huh….?

    Hakuru knocks on Kanome’s door.

    Kanome: oh hey!

    Hakuru: spunky again Kanome?

    Kanome: yep!

    Hakuru: hey listen…. We need a drummer, you think you can handle it?

    Kanome: wait what?! How did you know I play drums?!

    Hakuru: because you play drums nearly everyday… we can all hear you from upstairs

    Kanome: oh… eww… whats that smell?

    Yamota: sorry that was me…

    Hakuru: what about Fuka?

    Kanome: well uh…. Shes a singer

    Hakuru: bingo.

    Yamota: yeehaa!

    Kanome: and you guys?

    Hakuru: I play both guitar and bass, Yamota plays guitar

    Yamota: AND WE’RE BOTH SINGERS!

    Hakuru: ah… yeah…

    Hakuru and Yamota knocks on V’s and Hiyane’s door.

    V: hey.

    Hakuru: hey uh, you reckon you can join our band?

    V: band?

    Hakuru: unfortunately Yamota and me took a lot of beers lately, and Yamota’s drunk so I kinda got an idea of a band.

    V: okay let me get this street, you wanna know what I play right?

    Hakuru: yeah.

    V: I play electric guitar, Hiyane plays normal guitar.

    Hakuru: good enough for me.

    Then onto Sukya’s room.

    Yamota: what you play honey!

    Sukya: Hakuru is Yamota okay…?

    Hakuru: shes drunk, but yeah shes okay, anyways what instrument do you play?

    Sukya: well... I’m a back up singer.

    Hakuru: I like it.

    Knocks on Yukina’s door.

    Yukina: ow…. What a hangover!

    Hakuru: Yukina join our band, for godsake.

    Yukina: band?

    Yamota: do you play any instruments?

    Yukina: no, but I do know how to make techno and other stuff, wait…

    Hakuru: huh?

    Yukina: I can record software and all of any kind of songs, I use to be in a band but all I did was record they’re music albums and stuff, so then I quit, but I know how to do techno and remix’s.

    Hakuru: we’ll take it.

    Then the next five hours.

    Yamota: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAKURU!

    Hakuru: what the hell is a Happy Birthday?

    Yamota: don’t worry you’ll know soon enough…. Besides its going to be 2011 in two months okay? So how about this, your birthday is…… in….

    Hakuru: can we just find my birthd date first?

    Yamota: you mean like when you were created?

    Hakuru: yeah….

    Yamota: TO TACHIKAWA!

    Hakuru: Was that the place I was born in? eh….

    Sukya! Your coming with us!

    Sukya: where are we going?!

    Hakuru: to your daddy’s place!

    Sukya: okay wait up!

    As they went on they’re car and onto Sukya’s fathers place, they ran into some…. Trouble.

    BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

    Yamota: the ******** did these guys come from?!

    Hakuru: they came from hell!

    Yamota: how the hel ldo you know?!

    Hakuru: wait wait wait pause game!

    She pauses Yamota’s PSP.

    Hakuru: its doom dude… doom…

    Yamota: oh…..

    BANG BANG BANG BANG!

    Sukya: we ran out of fuel!

    Hakuru: wait I think I can handle something.

    She uses her powers and makes it form like a fuel shape liquid and place it inside of the car.

    Yamota: how the hell did you do that?!

    Hakuru: I don’t know…

    Yamota: hey I know make a statue of a VF-1J from macross!

    She turns some few rocks and stones into a statue of a valkyrie.

    Yamota: holy s**t!

    Sukya: Hakuru put that building back together!

    It forms back together

    Yamota: ….. dude… when we get back….. form our place up….

    Hakuru: but why? I kinda like it the way it is.

    Yamota: dude! We live under a ******** hotel! That’s nearly half broken!!!

    Hakuru: you mean half broken? Cause half of the building has been sliced off from a ******** laser cannon.

    Yamota: WHO CARES!

    As they arrived.

    Hakuru: ONIMARU! OPEN THE ******** DOOR!

    Sukya: jeez don’t you have any respect?

    Hakuru: no…. its his fault he created me.

    Yamota: oh come on don’[t be like that, if you weren’t here this world would have been in hell by now.

    Hakuru: well what theh ell did he do about Tokyo then? Stupid p***k….

    Yamota: meh, atleast you can smack Onimaru for free.

    The doors start to open.

    Hakuru: now what happen to that mansion?

    Yamota: I believe that mansion is right in front of you

    Hakuru: what the ********….?

    Sukya: they made a shelter… for a mansion?

    The mansions doors start to open up again.

    Sakura: oh my god! Hakuru! I’m so glad to see you!!!

    Hakuru: oh hey Sakura.

    Sakura: and sis! Oh my god! Its been awhile!

    Hakuru: uhm hey uh…. Wheres your dad?

    Sakura: oh yeah my dads in his work office.

    Hakuru: and your mum/

    Sakura: well uh….

    Ashiro: oh there you are Hakuru darling…

    Hakuru: ……

    She steps back.

    Yamota: *clears throat* well uh lets see uhm…. We uh… wait why are we here again….?

    Hakuru: we want to make a live concert show. And also we’re here to pick up my file.

    Yamota: wait really?

    Ahiro: a live concert show? Oh!!! I would love to!!

    Hakuru: please stop getting close to her.

    Sukya: so uh… do you guys have the money…?

    Ashiro: well of course! We are the Sakura BWF family aren’t we?

    Sukya: uh yeah…

    Hakuru: count me out….

    Sukya: oh come on Hakuru

    Hakuru: look! I’m not part of this family thing alright?! She messed with my mind! She used my parents looks as androids! She freaking messed with me! And even so gave me a long a** scar that I have to remember for all day long!

    Sukya: okay I know what my mum did was wrong! I don’t even know why she did it anyway!

    Hakuru: well weren’t you with her the whole time!

    Sukya: don’t go there Hakuru!

    Yamota: Alright! We’re here to do a freaking live show! We need cash big time!

    Onimaru: what is going on here?!

    Yamota: oh hey Onimaru!

    Hakuru: Onimaru….

    Onimaru: oh Hakuru, what brings you here.

    Ashiro: unfortunately they needed some money for they’re live concert show.

    Onimaru: well why didn’t you come to me then.

    Hakuru: I was about to do… that.

    but first….. I need my files.

    Onimaru: you mean about you?

    Hakuru: yeah, I need them. I want to know when I was created, and also I want my mum and dads files, and so are my sisters. Now.

    Onimaru: follow me.

    Hakuru: Yamota Sukya stay here, I’ll be right back…. Have a litlte happy family reunion.

    Ashiro: aww…. Is Hakuru angry still?

    Yamota: well actually, she has… Dark Evil Energy.

    Ashiro: well if you don’t say…

    Sukya: so hows your day?

    Meanwhile outside.

    Hachi: heh….. the Sakura mansion…. Lets have some fun.

    Lion: Sukya…..

    I will be the strongest man in the world…

    Yamota: …. Hang on I sense something.

    Sukya: you do?

    Yamota: ….. oh crap.

    Boom!

    Sukya: what?!

    Yamota: Sukya get your mum and your sister to safety! I’ll handle this go!

    Hachi: long time no see Yamota! Hows it going babe?

    Yamota: I’m not your babe….

    Hachi: oh come on!

    Yamota: BULLET FLARE!

    Hachi: heh…

    He deflects it with his right hand.

    Yamota: here we go again.

    Lion: RAH!!!!

    He runs like a lion as he jumps onto Yamota.

    Yamota: damn it! Ah!!!

    Yamota knees Lion and kicks him off.

    Hachi: Lion! Go for it!

    DRAGON FIST!

    He shoots out a fire ball as Lion twists his whole body like a tornado vortex as the flames spun like a portal at Yamota.

    Yamota: AHH!!!!

    Lion: REFLECTOR CLAWS!

    Yamota: heh… guess I’ll have to use my five way double shot that I copied from my mum…. Here it goes.

    The first shot…. Goes by a rebound end.

    BANG!

    He delfects the shot.

    Yamota: guessing we’ll need to switch to phase 2.

    Phase.2 goes by a above shot. Meaning I have to shoot him by floating above him.

    She flips as she fires two shots but then Lion twists his body mid air and kicks two bullets.

    Yamota: phase.3

    Horizontal attack.

    Phase.4 blind attack following up with phase.3

    Boom!

    Lion: ah!!!

    Yamota: now for an opening!

    PHASE.5 PATTERN COMPLETE!

    BLAZING REVOLVER BULLET!

    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

    Hachi: WHAT THE?!

    BOOOM!

    Sukya: oh no Yamota!

    Sakura: Sukya!

    Yamota: ah….. damn I used too much juice huh…? s**t I can’t even move…. Half of my clothes has been torned off…. Damn… and my magnums been half melted out….. heh….

    Hachi: why you….. b***h!

    Yamota: what?!

    Lion: ah……. Not that Blazing Bullet again….

    Yamota: they’re… still alive?!

    Hachi: Lion, you go get that Sukya chick, I’m going to put a light out of this girl!

    Yamota: ah.. damn… is this really the end for me?

    Hachi: oh yeah…. And I’ll make it quick for you….

    BLAZING DRAGON!

    Yamota: ……

    Hakuru: Dark Relfector!

    Yamota: Hakuru…?!

    Hakuru: I got the money, I got my files…. Sorry was I late?

    Yamota: ah… nah your just in time.

    Hakuru: hm… that’s weird wheres Fuji?

    Hachi: what the hell is this energy?! My legs… can’t ******** move!

    Hakuru: Fuji’s not here? Aw that’s a shame, oh well, I guess you can be my play thing….

    She takes out her blade.

    Hakuru: Lightning Crusader…..

    Hachi: ah…. AHH!!!!

    DRAGONS FLARE!

    Hakuru cuts through the flames.

    Hakuru: your flame attacks won’t work on me, Hachi….

    Yamota: eh…. My legs are starting to move… and my arms…. Heh…. Atleast I kept my mothers revolver intact

    She takes it out and places it her mothers special bullet.

    Hakuru: Bullet Crusader.

    Hachi: Reflecto-

    BOOM!

    Yamota: what?! She upgraded her powers?! No… this energy… it’s the Evil Energy! This energy just boosted up her powers 100 times like a god!

    Hakuru: your shields are down Hachi.

    Hachi: huh?!

    Hakuru: by Bullet Crusader crashed through your shield, although you managed to move your head before the bullet was about to crush your skull. Although before I could crush your bones, tell me about a guy name Sora…….

    Hachi: Sora?!

    Hakuru: who is Sora.

    Hachi: that’s classified!

    Yamota: Hakuru duck down!

    BULLET CRUSADER!

    Yamota: AHHH!!!!!

    Lion: Hachi?!

    Sukya: Lion…?

    Lion: …….. we’ll meet again….. this time it will be personal…

    He runs back.

    Sukya: Lion…..

    Hachi: ah… damn it!

    Hakuru: where is Sora?!

    Hachi: Sora…. They’ll kill me if I tlel you who he is.

    Hakuru: heh, well if you don’t tell me I’ll kill “you” instead.

    Hachi: you think we can get killed easily huh?!

    Hakuru: starting to talk Hachi?

    Hachi: we can’t die that easily Hakuru, we’re not ordinary beings…. No matter how much damage we take…. We can’t die……

    Yamota: let him go Hakuru….

    Hakuru: Yamota?

    Yamota: his not gonna talk…. Trust me…. His not.

    Hakuru: ….

    She lets him go.

    Lion: Hachi!

    Hachi: …..

    Yamota: Hachi…. When we first met you said something about my eyes right? What was that about?!

    Hachi: you really wanna know?

    Yamota: how about this, I’ll take you out on a date, one date…

    Lion: a date…? The ******** Hachi?

    Hachi: s**t…. You do remind me of her…. Alright fine…. Meet me at central Tokyo at 10:00 PM

    Yamota: you just got yourself a date….

    Hakuru: I thought you hated men.

    Yamota: sometimes a hater, has to pretend to be a lover.

    Hakuru: lets go home.

    Onimaru: Hakuru!

    Remember what I said…

    Hakuru: oh you mean that Devil and Clone thing? Yeah I’ll remember that.

    Yamota: the hell did you guys talk about?

    Hakuru: I’ll explain later, lets go home.

    Hmph…..

    Meanwhile at an unknown place…..

    It has begun….

    Yes it has….. the Evil Energy inside of her…. She is valuable to us, we cannot allow the Dark Gothic Judgment Order to capture her.

    Can’t we kill her?

    If we do that, the power inside of her will spread around the globe and kill humanity, no humanc an withstand its power. Except her.

    She will be our next member of….

    The Ten Blades.

    There were nine girls, however the leader looked just like Hakuru.

    She will be the next member…. However we cannot interfere her, until the Dark Gothic Judgment Order is finished. We must watch over her for now. Watch her…. Till she defeats them all.

    To be continued.

    Next Chapter: #22 Christmas Rock