• Liam lied about fire on a wire. He wore a white shirt. He wasn't very wise. Then he became a wife, then had a plan to toot. He put on his boot that his husband Gary bought him so he could toot again. Then he became a loon. He always ate with a foon. He looked at the moon and got bit by a 'coon in the middle of noon. Then he got nude in a very bad mood. He took his camera and zoomed in on the 'coon and then he got zapped by a Zoot. He proceeded to hop on one foot and smell the other that smelled like bacon. Then he hopped into a room with a puma, who was asleep and smelled very ripe. Then he yelled "Yipes!" and took a whack at said puma, but then he got a bite of puma. And then he flew away on a kite to the end of time, where he got bit by a tack. And the clock went "Tick--tick--boom" cuz it blew up and became pies. And then he called his husband and the machine said "I'm sorry, you are at The End Of Time, we don't do long--distance calls." He then ran full--force into a bus that took him to Gary. Then they fell flat on their fart and damaged their narp. And then he saw a corpse of a carp and fell out of the bus, wait weren't they already off the bus? Anyway, he played a card game with Gary on a bo--at. Then the bo--at started reading a book. Liam then decided to get dressed and got a memo from Gary about a mess he made in the pants he wasn't wearing. Then the bo--at got mad at them and bucked them off and they ended up in Rome and got poked by the Pope, who was tied to a pole. Then they roamed around Rome and had to pay a toll. Then they ripped their pants and picked up a tire to shield their torn pants. And they sat on the tire protecting their butts and their shins started to hurt. Then they met a mop name Mype who wore diapers and they asked to borrow some. Then they met a gypsy named Tom who told them they were wearing diapers.