• In the land of midfieldmaddie where unicorns and darthvaders roamed free and its chocolate core was still frozen (as always) there was a very sweet girl who’s mother was a female and her father was descended from a dolphin was out playing with her brand new put-me-down-potato (it shocks you so you put it down) when one of the very curious and young darthvaders. At first she was afraid because they always run in fear or chase her with their light sabers but she noticed that this was a girl (only males have light sabers) and it was small and was not afraid .As she was fingering her new toy the little animal was as quick as lighting and grabbed it looked at her then ran away .Maddie was so stunned eek she forgot to cry crying . So she got up and walked to her underground abode and scored some sympathy points with her dad but her mom scolded her for getting so close to a wild animal. So her dad went out to get her something new and her mom sent her to her glass detention dome for an hour. She was supposed to stay awake but she quickly nodded off to sleep. In her dream she was a hitchhiker that was picked up by alien scientist to be brainwashed and reprogrammed as a professional dancer. Then when she was stumbling home she tripped over a small hippo made of cheese and she was so made she tripped she reached for it and ate it but no matter how much she chew it never got any smaller so when she tried to swallow it ,it got stuck and as she suffocated she woke up. When she woke up her dad was tapping on the dome with her new gift a reducing boy it reduced when you were unpleasant but grew when you were nice and if you were nice so much he would make the perfect boyfriend. She quickly took it thanked her dad than ran off to get to work and it turned out that she was very good at it and quickly reached its max and over night he would become real. She went to bed with big hopes of a handsome prince with perfect charm. When she woke up there he was sitting at the foot of her bead he was….A GIRL! It was supposed to be a handsome PRINCE not a princess.