• To dah story!:

    Mello: *turns around* mmmpghm?! (who are you?!)
    ???: I am...Chuck Norris.
    Mello: ?!?!
    Chuck: *puts a water gun by Mello's head* Gimme your quarters! You might think I'm gonna pull this trigger of a water gun, eh? It'll be worse!
    Mello: !!!
    Matt & I: *knock Chuck Norris out with REAL light sabers* You just got PWNED!
    Chuck: *falls down but gets up again*
    Us: *throws various objects at him*
    Chuck: *dodges them all*
    Mello: Why are you attacking me?! There are a bunch of quarters in the cash registers!
    Chuck: No! I want yours!
    Me: I summon "Mother of Retarded Wombats"!
    Mother of Retarded Wombats: *screeches and eats Chuck Norris*
    Us: *runnaway*
    Me: I need to take a whiz. Be right back.
    Matt: Me too. *follows*
    Mello: I'm coming, too! *also follows*
    In the guys' restroom...
    Guy1: *says to Mello* Hey! You're not a dude!
    Mello: Wha?! Yes I am!
    Guy2: Go to the girls' room!
    Mello: Ya want proof?!
    Guy1: *perverted voice* Oh yeeeeeeeah.
    Mello: scream *shoves guy1's head into toilet* DRINK IT! DRINK IT, I TELL YOU! DRINK IT!
    Guy2: *says to Matt* Do you know her?
    Matt: No.
    Mello: What?! Don't lie, Matt!
    Matt: My name's Lucas.
    Guy2: *drags Mello out of the bathroom* This chic's wacko!
    Mello: No! Matt! Don't let him separate us!
    Guy2: *throws Mello into the girl's restroom*
    Me: Dude?! What are you doing here?!
    Mello: SOme mean guys thought I was a girl and kicked me out. crying And Matt pretended to not know me.
    Me: Don't be sad! I'll find out where all of them live!
    Mello: Yay!
    And they all lived happily ever after...
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    Author Note: Thank you to those who have scrowled down. I am happy to inform you that this piece of writing is not finished yet, so please carry on reading.
    Later, when they exit Wal Mart...
    L: Hey, guys?
    Mello: Yesh?
    Matt: Hm?
    Me: WHAZZUP!
    L: I need to tell you guys something...
    Mello: What is it?
    Matt: What?
    Me: TELL ME!
    L: I am...
    FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON....Death Note Randomness P4!
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    Me: YESH! I have made another cliffhanger! Muahahaha! twisted
    Mello: What happened? What happened? What's he gonna say??
    Me: I can't tell you. I made a cliff hanger.
    The Nears: Why aren't we in this one?
    Me: 'Cause I barely talk to you guys on here and I dun't know your personalities.
    Near1: True. True.
    Matt: ...
    Me: I will be making a christmas special soon! It's either going to be P3 1/2 or P4. Don't celebrate christmas? THEN DON'T FRAGGN' READ IT. It's going to say christmas special on it, so.....yeah. Good bye for now and I hate you all!
    DEATH NOTE CHARACTERS: WHAT?
    Me: JK! I think... Okie, bye!