• "I wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy-"
    "AAAAUGH!"
    *click
    *phew
    *rustle
    *shuffle shuffle
    "MOM!"
    *yelp
    *rustle
    "Wha....?"
    "Morning, sleepyhead."
    "What do you want?"
    "Just want to go to the mall."
    "No."
    *silence
    "Well...?"
    "Well what?"
    "Well, why not?"
    "Because I said so."
    *sniffle
    "But- but-"
    *sniffle
    "Don't cry, it's just the mall."
    *sniffle
    *drip
    "Was that a tear?"
    "Yes."
    "Alright, alright. Here's $20. Have fun."
    "Yay!!"
    *run run run
    *creeaakkk
    *SLAM!
    *rustle
    "Finally, some peace and quiet."
    *snore