• THIS IS THE STORY OF TREENOCHIO....

    Once upon a time there was a bored old fart that knew he was going to die soon, so he decided to grab a piece of log and carved out a wooden boy so he wouldn't be all alone when he died.

    He carved and carved the block of wood for 3 days non stop until he finally finished. FINALLY!" he loudly cried out. "I have finally finished my boy" he took the wooden boy with him under his arm and headed to bed setting it next to him under the blanket, and as he was about to close his eyes he said.. "Oh how I wish you were real my boy..".

    That morning he was woken up by a poke on the side of his face. When he opened his eyes he was startled by the sight of the wooden boy standing over him with the same frigthened look he must have had on his own face. Then he realized that his dream had come true over night. He spent the rest of the day teaching the boy stuff like talking and what the objects around the house were and did.

    Several days later...

    The old man wakes up by the sound of a cry for help, which he then realizes are coming from the wooden boy that he named Treenochio. He quickly jumped out of the bed and ran out the door just to find Treenochio been strangled (if that's possible) by a big metal machine. 'What are you? and what are you doing with my boy!?" he yelled. The machine stared at him with its red glowing eyes and said with a robotic voice 'I AM A T-300000 MACHINE' 'I HAVE TRAVELED TRHU TIME FROM THE FUTURE TO ELIMINATE A FUTURE THREAT AGAINST US!''. "THE BOY MUST BE TERMINATED AT ONCE".

    "WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!!" the old men cried. "I must be dreaming..this can't be real, yes that's it! I'm dreaming and I'll soon wake up and everything will be back to normal! I'll just pinch myself." -pinch- "Ahh poop!" said the old man when he pinched himself on the forearm.
    "Uh..Ok.. guess not". " YOU ARE KEEPING ME FROM MY MISSION OLD MAN!" said the T-300000. -charging sound- -weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- A blast of red energy comes out of the Machine's eyes and hits him in the chest going right thru him and obviously killing him instantly.

    "NOOOO! Grandpa..." "WHY!? Why would you do something like that? he didnt do anything to you..." "SHUT UP AND DIE" said the T-300000, Treenochio started struggling to get out of its grip until he finally got free and he started running like Forest Gump when he is been attacked by the guys on the truck throwing rocks at him.
    "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY" .

    Treenochio ran and ran and hid in all sorts of places for days and days, but the Killing machine from the future kept finding him no matter what.
    That's when Treenochio decided that he wouldn't run away anymore, he decided he was going to fight the machine! and he was going shoot it, blow it up, beat on it some more and then piss on its graaaaaaaave...!!!!! (ahh..sorry, got carried away...)
    Treenochio found a gun store in a little town and started taking everything he could possibly carry with him.
    As soon as Treenochio, (now calling himself Rambochio) walked out the door the T-300000 machine opened fire on him blasting him with every weapon he had, eye laser, rockets, arm machine guns, etc etc all that exaggerated crap.
    Treenochio started running away from the machine evading its constant attacks and trying to survive. "I must survive, I WILL have my revenge!!" Rambochio said to himself.
    Rambochio ran out of the city and into the forest, thru the whole forest fighting the evil machine who killed his grandpa, the only person he knew, and now this evil machine was after him to kill him as well.

    They fought thru the entire forest (like I said before lol) until they reached a canyon. Rambochio was trapped he had nowhere to go. And then the T-300000 machine said "YOU ARE TRAPPED NOW YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO GO!!" (really now I didn't noticed...) The machine started walking towards him and Rambochio quickly started running in circles around him making him waste all of his ammunition. Now the machine was really mad (if that can possibly happen) "WHY WONT YOU DIE ALREADY!" "You killed my grandpa! I will get my revenge no matter what!!!... DIIIEEEE MOTHOF**KAAAA!! " -claka BOOOM BOOM BOOM- Rambochio started blasting him with his shotgun over and over again every shot pushing the machine closer and closer to the edge of the canyon.

    -click, click- Rambochio's gun runs out of ammo when the machine its right on the edge!

    "HAHAHA" "YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME!"

    "Oh yeah...? I got something else for you!" -Rambochio grabs his grenade launcher equipped M16 from his back and Yells "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" -chika BOOOOOOOM-
    A grenade comes flying out of the barrel and hits the T-300000 Machine right on the chest and explodes on impact sending it flying backwards. "UUUGHHH" the machine manages to grab
    onto the ledge.
    Rambochio walks up to the edge of the canyon, looks at the Machine struggling to climb up, half blown up. He steps on its metal arm and says "This is for you Old Man..." puts the tip of his rifle on the machine's eye and pulls the trigger.... -rappapapapapapa-
    The bullets tear thru the machine's face And Rambochio kicks its hand from the edge and as the T-300000 starts to fall It yells "HA..Ha..Ha.. ILL BE BACK!

    As Rambochio watches the shape of the machine dissappear to the bottom of the canyon he whispers, "I'll Be Ready..."
    THE END.