• Okay, here we go. Today I was on the computer when the computer sucked me in and then shot me out the printer. Then the lamp tipped over and landed on my face which made me start to bleed and then Jasper suddenly came out of the closet and Edward pushed him away, and they both jumped out the window when suddenly I saw the celing move and it started raining blue gold so I grabbed my Overseer and started to catch it, but I tripped and fell off a cliff and landed on a lawnshark, which ate me and I woke up in the null chamber. I tried to warp to zen gardens, but it brought me to the gold lotto, so I drew a ticket and I won. Then the celing opened up and 3 million gold poured down on my head. I went into a coma and woke up in the art arena where I had to fight the mona lisa. She stabbed me and I fell and landed in a pinball machine. I had to run around dodging the silver ball of death for about 3 days, and I finally collapsed and woke up at the cinemas, where I bought some popcorn, and relised it was not buttered, so I collapsed out of shock and finaly relised that I was still in math class. sweatdrop