• This started on a pretty nice day. Bob was somewhere in Oregon. Bob is a blue cube with a uni-brow which usaully points downwards. Bob had just got up and he looked out the window. The sun made him even more mad then how mad he already was. Of course the trees and the people and the animals and the clouds and a lot of other stuff mad him mad too. After a swift breakfast, Bob started heading over to the weapon rack to get a weapon. After looking closely at the weapons, Bob started debating with himself if he should use the Sledge Hammer or His chainsaw shich he calls " BIG " . In the end Bob chose the chainsaw and headed out side. For a couple of minutes Bob was walking around looking for a un-guarded person to kill. When he fianally saw someone, He moved in quickly. When he was about 10 feet away, the person noticed him, started screaming and ran away. Bob turned on his chainsaw and threw it at the person. It was direct hit in the head. The person died instantly much to Bobs unpleasure. He thought had got his chainsaw bloody for nothing. That just made him angrier. Bob then noticed a movement In the bushes. Bob grabbed his chainsaw and started running into the nearby woods. After 15 minutes Bob found what made the movement. It was a unicorn! The unicron was smiling and of course Bob hates happy things. In that particular part of the forest there was cliff called, " Deathbetoallwhofallthycliffofdeath" and a lot of people had fallen off that cliff. The cliff was 350 storys high. Well when Bob saw the unicorn he couldn't control himself and, Charged. The unicorn happened to be right by the edge of the cliff. In fact the way Bob was charging, If he missed he would fall off! Bob hit the unicorn in the stomach but the impact caused the unicorn to fly off the cliff while, Bobs chainsaw was still in it's stomach. Both Bob and the unicron flew off the cliff. Theres one Fact I have forgotten to tell you, Bob has a hockey mask. Its no ordinary Hockey mask, Its enchanted. When Bob wears it he cannot be hurt. Only the hockey mask can and It's a VERY tough hockey mask. Was Bob wearing it? That's for you to decide. I leave to you now to find out if he lived or not. THE END! sad