• Chapter One: Genesis
    Note: I can already sense the fail. Making the chapters the same as the chapters in the Bible does not make your fanfiction cool.

    Erin: ok hello everyone I want to let you knwo that I'm the BIGGEST Twilight ever!
    She is the biggest Twilight ever? So she is the biggest time of day ever...

    I've read all the boks and seen da movie -OMFG isn't Cullin HAWT.
    Let's see if you can come up with any other reason for liking Twilight other than EDDWARD BEING SO HAWT!!!!!
    .......*crickets chirping* I thought not -_-.

    So hot. ok now iv writon a storie about wut wold happen id I were bella1
    I scoff at your pathetic self insertion. Scoff!

    Because shes a dirte bithc
    Hey, whaddya know. Another Twitard capable of describing Bella correctly biggrin .

    so i want you to see it and tel moi what you think!! So LOTS OF REVOWS PLZ! lov you God xoxoxoxo
    My Review: This sucks...

    I walked into the room and HE waz siting over by the coner of my english class, prefectly sitting by the corner in a desk.
    He is sitting IN the desk. Not AT the desk, but INSIDE the desk.

    I thought he was a god (Erin: not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars)
    Obvious troll is obvious.

    becoz he looked so darmn hot,
    Isn't cursing somewhat of a sin? Hypocrite.

    like that guy who used to be on Smalvile befor he got fat so now I watch supernatural becoz fat man is always in my head now.
    WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE RANDOM SHOW REFERENCES?!? NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THERE ARE THREE TWILAS!

    I giglied when he lookd at mwah and Edwards looked away seeming to snarlingly.
    She giglied because he looked at mwah and he seemed so snaringly. Is that some sort of new teen slang?

    I flacked my long brown hare hoppping to git his atention.
    Ok. Let's take a close look at this scene. Edward is sitting inside his desk, looking at mwah, snarlingly, while Erin is giglying and flacking her brown rabbit, as it hops up and down for attention. Lolwhut?

    I hav long brown hair that reatches my btomm, in a smooth long thing with a hairclip and such.
    More teen slang. A smooth, long thing.

    I have hotr eyeliner with lots of blue mascara becoz it goes with moi eyes you see becoz they are blu.
    Um...blue eyes and blue eyeshadow does not look very good together, darling.

    and i'm wearing a loose wite blows with a cute leather belt and a long black skirt becoz its sexy but not whory and its a sin to be a whor tunles ur Mary Magdalin, but shes daed anyway.
    I SWEAR I'M NOT A WHORE biggrin !

    Edward looked back to me and loked away agin. It was rood and I farroed my brow confusedly at hymn, but decided but hes sex-ah so Ill let him get away with it (The Lord teeches us to forgave).
    She's looking confusedly at a church hymn and getting mad at Edward for not looking at her. But, of course, he is so HAWT!!!11!!1 that she must forgive him because the Lord told her to. Isn't lust a sin also :/.

    I walked over, with evry eye on the room on me because Im so darmn H-O-T
    The room has eyes. eek Another Mary-sue. Wonderful.

    (I've been told this mnay times so I know it is true( and i sit on his desk and he looks up and has bronze eyes that are sexy in a brewding way
    OMG! DON'T SIT ON THE DESK! YOU'RE CRUSHING HIM! And, apparently, Edward has eyes made out of bronze...

    (erin: FORSHADOWING!! He is brewdy but if you havnt reed the boks you'd already no that!)
    You just spoiled some of the book for your readers.

    He looks up to me and I look dwn to him loking up to me.
    And let me guess, he looked up at you, looking down at him, looking up at you, looking down at him.

    He then speaks, in a quiet brewding voice.
    No comment here...

    "Who are you?" he aks and why are you on my desk?
    OH! So he has no idea who she is.

    So i winks at him and tell him he's cute, but then class starts and i sit down and watch him.
    I iz in ur class. Watchin you work.

    He is so hot and I dcide want to be his boyfriend. He looks at me and turns away agin.
    So...Erin is a transexual? Or is she a boy and is gay? :S

    So yeeeeeeeah thats my storie tell me what you hink with your revieows! so glad to have writing it i'm happi a** now! GOD LOVES YOU ALL! XOXOXOXOXO! :3
    I "hink" this is gonna be a very bad fanfiction.