• "akumu wake up, else your going to be late for school."
    "...................."
    "AKUMU DONT MAKE ME COME UP THERE AND GET YOUR LAZY a**!"
    This is usally how my day starts, and this is usally the part when my mom comes up here and-
    "AKUMU WAKE UP RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT OR ELSE IM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT OF BED AND DRAG YOU THERE MYSELF!' and then I usally reply " alright im getting up."
    Now your problably wondering why i would go thrpugh this day in and day out. well maybe because I am lazy,or i dont think I should go to school, or something like that. but anways i'll just go.

    While Im walking down to my school i might as well tell you a little bit about myself, my name is Akumu, age 17 and as you can tell im a little bit lazy and dont care about most things and for some reason all the girls at the school think im hot, which is a plus, and go through the same routine day in and day out, but today, it feels like something might change in my "routine". wait whats this felling around me? it feels like-
    KA-BOOF!!! exclaim
    "WHAT THE HELL, my eyes! i think im blind!" I yelld as I rub my eyes furiously.
    "Greetings mortal." said a voice. I look up and floating befor me is this little ball of blue light.
    Of course my reaction was "HOLY S**t WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU!!!!"
    "Theres no need to shout you little meat sack, now... i am here to help you on a little Quest to that-"
    "What kind of Quest?" I inturrupted. "I was getting to that" said the big blue ball "now this quest shall be a very long and dangerous one and it is of the upmost importance that you listen, now heres the thing there a bunch of people out there that are doing that are... well, "displeasing a higher power" and i need you to bump them off if you know what i mean." and in astonishment i replied " What? I cant just go around killing people im just a teen and im pretty sure thats illegel."
    " well of course not but i have it all figured out you see but, it will only work if your willing to help besides its not really KILLING, its more like divine punishment" said the blue thing. " so are you willing." I wasnt really sure of what i should do, i mean its not like i got any thing better to do. "hmph well okay then."