• Dear Mr. ********,

    I am about to tell you something I have never told anybody... I... am... secretly... a toaster in disguise!!! :O I, myself, am an example of electrical AND thermal technology! Well, one day I was unplugged. It was my first day unplugged since I got out of the box. I never knew before, but apparently, I could still work. I waddled around until I bashed my metal body into a door to open it. On the other side of the door was a hole. In the ground. I waddled over to it until I fell. I kept falling until I fell into a human host. The brain just plopped out. (I, replacing it. The primitive thing.) I was now inside this... this... structure. Making it move. I, as a dominant being, just improved this creature. This is an example of biotechnology. I wandered into the hall of Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni. The TV’s played the episodes nonstop. This is electronic technology. There was a loud noise. It was the AC. It was blasting. I, of course, couldn’t feel air against my metal because I am in this human, so I was fine. The AC was fluid technology. I walked into the room at the end of the hall and then the pastafarians attacked. I looked around the room for a weapon and found a slingshot. I loaded it with meatballs and shot it at the pastafarians. This is mechanical technology. The next room was a river of pants and the trees were suspenders. Two of the pants lied and caught fire. I ran to them and smacked them with sunglasses, my only optical technology. They got mad and threw caterpillars at me, which I used with the slingshot back at them. Then I pulled a pair of pants out of the river and slapped it on the suspender trees. They combined to make material technology.

    Then, I woke up as a toaster again, waffles on the mind. smile

    ~Porgus

    Please do not claim this as your own work D: I W I L L H U N T Y O U D O W N A N D K I L L Y O U ! ! ! ! ! ! . . . Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D . . .