• Hey guys. My friends and I were bored and we decided to make somthing funny based on Dan Brown's book, Angels and Demons. We loved the book and decided to make a humerous recipe for Anti-Matter. Yeah we were bored and decided to do this. My friend, who shall remain unknown, basically did all of the work. I got his permission to put this online. So in otherwords, none of this belongs to me, and the idea, Anti-Matter, is Dan Browns. So, yeah, hope you guys like this! Supposed to be funny...ish... This is the actual recipe...ish...well from the book anyway.
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    RECIPE FOR ANTIMATTER

    By: ________________

    All the materials needed are found right in your house! Yeah!

    Materials:

    1 particle accelerator tube--Yeah everyone has that!

    Xenon--Found in the kitchen!

    Raw electrons--They're Everywhere!

    2 particle beams--In the fire place!

    Antimatter trap--Umm... $$ The DOLLAR STORE! $$

    Reverse polarity vacuum--Umm... Walmart!!!! "Save money, Live better!"

    Procedure:

    First, you accelerate two ultra-thin particle beams in opposite directions in the particle accelerator tube through a jet of xenon. During this you simultaneously inject raw electrons. Wait till the two particle beams meet. Next, use the reverse polarity vacuum to separate matter and antimatter into different arcs. Before it disintegrates, use the magnet to get it into the antimatter trap.

    Product:

    And now, as easy as that you have your own antimatter!! To use just take the antimatter trap out of the charger and in 24 hours it will annihilate. At this point, it would best you not to be around. Please do it in a safe and fun way that no one dies! Good Luck!

    Please don't try this at home, if you want you can but I really don't reccomend it. Side effects include:

    Death, sleepines, unconsiousness, blindness, coughing, sneezing, wheezing, barfing, and finally but not the least, loss of body parts!!!
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