• It was a hot winter in Texas, and a very precocious Bat, named Puki, had just layed her eggs in her nest, which she had made last week. At night, while Puki was sleeping, a sloth with a full AGI build came running and grabbed the eggs. Puki woke up since she heard the sloth,but by the time she realized what was going on, her eggs were gone and there was a note instead, which said: "If you want to see your eggs again, bring me some magical lemon pie from the great Gonzalo. You can find Gonzalo at Tijuana." And this is how the great adventure started.

    Puki flew and flew, day after day, until one night, when she went into a cave to rest, she saw a curious creature. This creature happened to be a extremely hungry and aggressive anteater.
    -RAWR! I'LL EAT YOU!" - The anteater screamed, while showing his big fangs and claws!
    -No please!- Puki said
    The anteater ran towards Puki, who tried to fly, but the anteater jumped and caught her, and he was just about to eat her, but suddenly a armadillo came out of nowhere! The armadillo rolled into a ball and hit the anteater in the head. The anteater fell backwards and hit his head, causing him some severe brain damage and seven seconds later some seizures. He was dead.
    Puki said thank you, to which the armadillo, with a great smile on his face said: "No problem. My name is Ollidamra, let's be friends!"

    Puki and Ollidamra traveled together, until they finaly reached the boarder between USA and Mexico.
    -Hmm.. How will we cross?!- Puki said
    -I don't know!- Ollidamra said
    -I'll help you!- Said the giant scorpion who was standing right behind them.
    BOOOM! A laser came out of the Scorpion's tail, and the boarder was destroyed.
    The scorpion smiled, and Puki noticed a golden tooth, so she said "Wow! That's pretty!" and the Scorpion said -RAWR- and ate Ollidamra, so Puki just flew away.

    2 hours later, Puki found a house with a sign that said "The Great Gonzalo lives next door" So she went to the house to the right, but he wasn't there, so then she went to the house to the left, and there he was! She asked him to give him some of his magical lemon pie, and he answered "Sure! Just give me 37 pesos" But she didn't have any money, so then he said: "Okay then, just bring me a golden tooth of a giant scorpion!" Gonzalo gave Puki a mini chainsaw, and Puki left.
    2 hours and 27 minutes later, Puki found the scorpion again, and she cut his wrists with the chainsaw, so the scorpion then killed himself, and she took the teeth. Then she went back with Gonzalo, but instead of giving him the tooth, she stabbed him with it, and took the magical lemon pie, but it smelled sooo good, that she decided to eat it! And she did, and then she decided to go live to the Yucatan Peninsula, but like halfway there she changed her mind and decided to go to Tabasco, but then she changed her mind again and she decided to go to Yucatan.
    On the yucatan peninsula, a guy threw a rock at a boy, and he got really angry, so he was in a very bad mood! And when Puki had arrived Yucatan, that boy was still angry and he was playing football, so when he saw Puki he threw a ball at her, which just knocked her down luckily, but then my ferret saw her and ate her.

    The sloth was happy forever, he got married with a sloth super and they learned how to dance the cancan.