• There once was a Kingdom of Pickles. There was a King, King Jeff, a Queen, Queen Elizabeth, and a Prince, Prince David. One day, two bananas came to town. There names were Austin and Brandon. David was very, very, fat, and very, very, lonely so he decided to say hi to the bananas. But when David saw Brandon, he laughed because Brandon was still a little green. blaugh When Austin saw what was happening, Austin started to make fun of David because of how fat he was. David cried all the way back to his room. crying The next day as the bananas were leaving town, David stepped in front of them and broke their path out. That got Austin and Brandon so pissed off scream that they challenged David to a duel. David accepted, and the next day, everyone was there to see the duel. DING! The duel had begun. David and Austin charged at eachother while Brandon stood back. Suddenly, Prince David tripped on a watermelon seed and fell on Austin. Brandon then walked up with a piece of asparagus and poked David. David exploded and tons of pickle juice and chunks of pickle were everywhere. Brandon ran over to Austin and saw that Austin was only slightly bruised and Brandon was surprised to see that Austin wasn't dead. The King and Queen walked over and asked if Austin and Brandon wanted to be new princes. Of course the bananas accepted.

    5 YEARS LATER

    The banana princes were soon going to be kings. The King and Queen said that they got a vote from everyone who lived in the kingdom and they unanamously voted that the banana princes were better than David and that they were happy that david was dead. Even to that day, everyone in the Kingdom of Pickles were still eating david from what had happened. Everyone lived happily ever after- well except for David because he wasn't alive anymore. biggrin