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Project R.I.C.E.T.A.T.I.X.
Episode 6
Scene 1
Narrator:
Yo was sup bro’s and sis’s!! Last time we left off was when ricetatix was being innocent again until celeon started to pick on him again! Ricetatix was just eating his taco right? And then celeon comes out of nowhere and slices it! Can you believe that!? Okay lets go ricetatix!!
Ricetatix:
Ya, lets go!!
(Opening theme: Amazing By Kanye West)
End of scene.
Scene 2
Setting: School Campus. Lunch time. Ricetatix and celeon are about to fight. Last Resort By Papa Roach.
Ricetatix:
(Eyes to red and hair turns light gray) You’re going down!!
Celeon:
Crap!!
Ricetatix rushes to celeon. Celeon tries to block. Ricetatix breaks his guard with a punch in celeon’s shin.
Celeon:
Crap! That hurt like a b-
Interrupted by an uppercut
Random Student:
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
All students crowd up to see.
Celeon:
Get out of the way! Unless you’ll die!!
Student:
Ya right! Just fight!!
Celeon:
You’re freaking stu-
Interrupted by punch in the face.
Celeon:
Man… His attacks hurt a lot more now…
Celeon gets both his katanas. Ricetatix pops up behind him. Celeon slashes. Ricetatix barely dodges but has a cut on his left arm.
Celeon:
Hmph. I hit you in the sensitive nerve.
Ricetatix:
Like I give a s**t (Smiles)
Celeon:
What the hell!?
Ricetatix gets his SMG’s and starts shooting.
Celeon:
HOLY CRAP!!!
Celeon tries to deflect the bullets. 3 bullets landed on celeon’s leg, right arm, and right shoulder.
Celeon:
(Panting) s**t…
Ricetatix:
(Smiling) Ready to pay your debts for the taco? (Points gun)
Celeon:
Wow… I guess I have no choice… (Shrugs)
Ricetatix:
Good. (Aims gun at Celeon’s face)
Celeon:
You wanna go to a taco truck I like?
Ricetatix:
(Turns back to normal) What!?
Music stops.
Celeon:
Ya. There’s this taco truck that I go to and the carne asada tacos there are unbelievably awesome!
Ricetatix:
SWEET!!
Celeon:
Ya… Meet me at the gate after school.
Ricetatix:
Kay.
Narrator:
Ya… If you piss off ricetatix… The best way to calm him down is inviting him for a taco…
End of scene.
Scene 3
Setting: School Gate. After school. 3:20 p.m. Ricetatix is waiting just like celeon told him too. Baby By LL Cool J.
Narrator:
That’s right! I skipped the whole other 3 periods!!! I did cause nothing special happens in those periods. What ya gonna do bout it? Hmm?
Celeon:
(Is in the tree) Isn’t Niyashi and Christina coming?
Ricetatix:
(Looks up) Ya…
Celeon:
(In his thoughts) Yes! Maybe this is the time to perfectly ask her out!!!
Niyashi:
(Also in tree out of nowhere) Sorry we’re late.
Celeon:
OH MY GOD!! (Falls out of the tree)
Christina:
(Gasp) Are you okay?
Celeon:
(Muffled) Yes…
Ricetatix:
Well shall we go now?
Niyashi:
(Jumps down from tree) Ya!
The 4 leave.
End of scene
Scene 4
Setting: Taco Truck front. 4:42 p.m. ricetatix is getting the tacos and Niyashi, Christina, and Celeon are sitting at the tables.
Ricetatix:
(Eyes are blue) Wow these tacos sure look good!!
Celeon:
Watch. They’ll be the best tacos ever!
Ricetatix takes a bite.
Ricetatix:
They taste…
Celeon:
Like what?
Ricetatix:
Awesomeness!
Christina:
(In her thoughts) WHAT!? A taco recipe better than mine!?!?
Niyashi:
Christina? You okay?
Christina:
Oh ya! Just zoned out… Heh… heh?
Then all of them eat.
Camera and music fades
End of scene.
Scene 5
Setting: ricetatix’s room. 7:42 p.m. I Like That By Chingy plays. Ricetatix is sitting on the floor playing Capcom V.S. SNK 2 in his gray Kanye West pajamas. His hair isn’t spiked.
Game:
Shinku… HADOKEN!!!! K.O.!! You win!
Ricetatix:
(Gets up and dances) WOO!! AGAIN!! SUPER FINISH!! UH-HUH! UH-HUH! UH-HUH!
Ericka comes in.
Ericka:
Way to go champ! Now come for dinner.
Ricetatix:
Kay. (Turns off PS2 and T.V.)
Both leave the room.
Ricetatix:
Guess why that a*****e Sedrick enrolled me in school for…
Ericka:
We don’t use that language here.
Ricetatix:
Oh ya… “Butthole” Sedrick?
Ericka:
… Okay… What he do?
Ricetatix:
To destroy all the unwanted projects…
Ericka:
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT a*****e’S PROBLEM!!!
Ricetatix:
Hey. We don’t use that language here…
Ericka:
Did you run into any of them?
Ricetatix:
Ya 3 of them. I skipped the other 3 periods cause of the narrator.
Narrator:
Mwuahahahahahahahaha!!!
Ricetatix:
Shut up!
Narrator:
Yes sir…
Ericka:
… Wow…
Camera Fades.
End of scene.
Scene 6
Setting: Dining room. 7:53 p.m. 7 Days by Craig David is playing. Niyashi and Christina are placing the food platters.
Christina:
Niyashi! I just remembered what I was gonna say!
Niyashi:
Is it about your fantasies of Kanye West?
Christina:
(Blushing) What!? No!
Niyashi:
Oh okay. Go on then.
Christina:
A new maid is going to work here.
Niyashi:
REALLY!? Who is it?
Christina:
Ya. Um… I think her name is Namine Love.
Niyashi:
Wow… Sounds kinda cute.
Ricetatix and Ericka enter the room.
Ray:
Welcome Miss Ericka and Master Ricetatix. Today we serving Carne Asada, Fried rice, and a side of… fried potatoes.
Ricetatix:
SCORE BABY, YEAH!!!!! (Runs to the table)
Ericka:
Wow. What got you so pumped?
Ricetatix:
Cause I had to fight weird monsters, cough out blood, and not able to eat my taco…
Ericka:
Oh ya… I forgot about that…
Ericka takes a seat and both begin to eat
End of scene
Scene 7
Setting: ricetatix’s room. Ricetatix is sleeping in his bed. 5:30 a.m. His alarm goes off. Turns it off. No One Sleeps In Tokyo by Initial D plays.
Ricetatix:
School time again… (Goes to closet)
Ricetatix gets out his red Kanye West jacket. Red shirt and dark colored jeans. Red converse shoes with black trims. Spikes his hair. Puts on black onyx piercings.
Ricetatix:
Wow. I like this combo.
Narrator:
Woot! 2nd day of school is here!! But you have to wait till the next episode!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ricetatix:
Hey shut up out there!
Narrator:
(Quietly) Oh ya… Sorry… So ya… See ya in the next episode!
End of scene.
- by kuya ricetatix |
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- Title: Project R.I.C.E.T.A.T.I.X. 6
- Artist: kuya ricetatix
- Description: WOOT! Finally done! If it seems really short for you fast readers, I've discovered this wonderful technology. It's you read it out loud lol. I would like to thank all who have rated and commented and fanned and favorited. Be sure to visit the Project RICETATIX profile to see what's going on with the team! :D Rate and comment please!!
- Date: 12/21/2008
- Tags: project ricetatix episode awesomness kuya
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Comments (6 Comments)
- A i P a n d a p p l e s - 01/25/2009
- tacos.... -w-
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- Curly Neko Princess -VQ- - 12/27/2008
- MUST... READ... NEXT... EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackes daddy*
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- CeIeon - 12/22/2008
- MORE TACO SCENES!
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- olddaysgone - 12/22/2008
- Looks like its getting better an better mad D:
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- koreancutie2 - 12/22/2008
- OMG!!!! I LUVED IT!!!! IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND AGAIN U STOPPED AT A GOOD TIME!! LOL CANT WAIT TILL THE NEXT ONE!!=)
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- X_Niyashi_X - 12/21/2008
- omg nyaaa! awesome but barely any action
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