• 1. make her fall asleep and whisper "naruto's gonna kill you" in her ear
    2. send her into slavery
    3. put a girl scout uniform on her and make her go door to door selling cookies
    4. stick your finger really really really close to her face
    5. tell her negi likes her
    6. slap her for beliving you
    7. shove a toasted bagel with butter (yum) in her face
    8. cry endlessly for no reason until she starts to cry and the stop to call her the baby of the hyuuga clan
    9. stick a pencil up her nose
    10. tie her up and leave her on a self in target
    11. take her to a cosplay store and dress her up like hinabi
    12. make her eat hinabi
    13. kick her down then dance on her face
    14. call her a sun flower that got ran over
    15. write hinata on sunflower and then eat it
    16. tape her in a box and send her to madagascar to meet gloria
    17. fart in her face
    18. smash a banana in her face
    19. force shikamaru to make her pick her nose
    20. throw gaara at her
    21.stuff her down tsunade's shirt (i guess thats thin ribbon is a shirt)
    22.walk with her and constanly spit in her path
    23.grab her hood and pull it over her fave
    24.slap her nose
    25.get her and naruto together and smash their faces together
    26.get her to marry 8 different men and 2 women
    27.burn her face
    28.smash a water balloon... there wink
    29.make her wink like sarah palin
    30. scream "YOOBETCHA!" 20 time striaght
    31. in the middle of the night shave her head and write "brittanny speares" in a sharpy.
    32.stuff akamaru down her pants
    33.force her to spray shino with bug spary
    34.throw a table at her
    35. bury her. alive.
    36.sell her on ebay
    37.on mischief night write "egg here" on her back
    38.draw on her face
    39.sell her to scienece
    40.ask her how she got out of the tv
    41.make her read this
    42.get her drunk then turn her into the police for under aged drinking
    43. before she is arrested make her tell negi that she is really a guy
    44.tell her kurenai died last night
    45. dress her up and go to the funeral with her
    46.stuff kurenai in a coffin and then make her jump out and into hinata's arms
    47. push her of the carvings of the hokages
    48.explain to her that negi is her sister
    49.tie her to a tree
    50.put a fishing pole on her back and on the hook put a picture of naruto naked(make sure that she likes it.)