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L: “Hello everyone and welcome to our little chat room and it’s literally a chat room.” Eats a piece of cheese cake, “Yum…”
Light: Clasps hand together, “Uh yeah this is nothin’ but one big talking…thingy…where me, Ryuzaki and Matsuda….
Matsuda: “Hey!!”
Light: “……ookay, well anyway this is like one big talking session where we sit and chat with random guests! And sometimes even answer fan mail!” sits back into chair.
L: “And some of the guests are very unexpected, like once we had inuyasha on here.”
Light: chuckles a bit, “ Yeah I remember that one,” sighs, ” sadly…..I do.”
Matsuda: “The guy had friggin dog ears!! How cool was that!!”
L: “…..he almost cut off my hand when I touched them!! I was just being the curious genius that I am!”
Light and Matsuda: Laughs.
L: “What?”
Light: “That’s a good one Ryuzaki. You….a genius? Ha!”
Matsuda: “Yeah I mean, you did kinda loose to LIGHT….I mean common….this is LIGHT we’re talking about….”
Light: “….and what exactly is that suppose to mean Matsuda??”
Matsuda: “Well your kinda are a murderous psychopath that thinks killing criminals will help the world and-“
L: “Matsuda, Matsuda,” puts hand over his mouth, “ stop talking….your just going to get yourself killed.”
Light: Mumbles, “Mental note…. Kill Matsuda….”
Matsuda: “What was that Light?”
Light: “Huh? Oh uh nothing! So uh anyways let’s just answer our first fan mail of the day!” scrambles through big pile of fan letters and takes out one. Clears throat, “Dear Light, Do you….still…have…your..virginity?...”
L: “Oooh! This is a GOOD one Light!”
Matsuda: “Yeah Light so tell us…..are you still a virgin?”
L: Chuckles a bit, “Wow this is better than that ‘Have you ever eaten at Mcdonalds’ question!”
Light: Blushes terribly, “I uh….I’m not….a virgin.”
L: “…..”
Matsuda: “…..”
Light: “…..”
L and Matsuda: Bursts out laughing!!
Light: “What!?”
L: “ Oh my god who did you do it with!?”
Matsuda: “Yeah! Who made you into the man you are today!?”
L and Matsuda: Burst out laughing again.
Light: “Do you guys really wanna know?”
Matsuda: “Yeah tell us c’mon!! Was it Misa? Takada?”
Light: “Well,” turns to L, “ y’know that time when you got drunk on sweets….and woke up with a sore bottom?”
L: “……”
Matsuda: “…..”
Light: “Yeah um……”
L: “…..”
Matsuda: “Light you didn’t!”
Light: “ Hey I can talk over the world don’t think I couldn’t do something as simple as-“
L: “YOU MEAN THAT WASN’T FROM FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS!?”
Light: “no.”
Matsuda: “….”
L: “Gahhhh!! You’ve scarred me!! You’ve….you’ve gone past my boundaries!! God I don’t even allow Watari to touch me in those places!!”
Matsuda: “……god I’m just-“
Light: “Well um, “coughs , “lets move on shall we. Our first guest today is Misa!”
L: Is absolutely disturbed.
Misa: Giggles “Hi guys!!” Comes in all chippery and takes a seat next to Light
Matsuda: “Hey Misa!”
L: “Hello Misa.” Bites down on a strawberry.
Light: Groans “Heeey Misaaa.”
Misa: “this is so cool that you guys actually have me on your show! Hi everyone!” waves to the camera.
Light: “Misa stop it. Your embarrassing me!”
L: Puts thumb up to lip, “So Misa,” approaches her very abruptly, “Is it true that you’re a twenty dollar whore!?”
Matsuda: “Yes and gives us the juicy details!!”
Misa: “WHAT!? I’M NOT A WHORE!!”
L: “Not from what we hear from Light!”
Light: “Ryuzaki shut it!! Or I’ll have to kill you all over again!!”
Matsuda: Laughs “Yeah seeing how she’s the second kira we shouldn’t try to get her mad.”
Misa: “….So Light…..you think I’m a twenty dollar whore huh? You jerk!!” b***h slaps Light.
Light: “OW!!”
L: “Ha!!” points to Light,” Light just got b***h slapped!! God I wish I got that on video! We’d get a million hits on youtube!!”
Matsuda: “Ooh that outta hurt.”
Misa: “We’ll be having a little talk when you get home Light.” Marches off in a steam.
L and Matusda: “oooooooh.”
Light: “Oh shut up! You guys can’t even get a girl.”
L and Matusda: “….”
L: “Damn you Kira!! Foiled again!”
Matsuda: “Well I would if I actually had time to!!”
Light: “Riiiiight. Nice try Matsuda but just face it. You guys just don’t have the looks and the charms.” Foxy smile.
L: “He’s right, but I still object it is some-what possible for us to get girls.”
Matsuda and Light: “He’s in denial.”
L: “What!? I am so not!!” eats mcdonald fry fiercely.
Light: “Well that’s all the time we have for today! Please Join us next time on…..oh my god…..we haven’t named our show!!”
L: “Nice goin Light….I thought we had put you in charge of all that.”
Matsuda: “YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A NAME FOR THIS!?”
End
- Title: Death Note Chat show!
- Artist: Greyverse
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Description:
I've seen some serious stuff lately and decided to make a little something funny for you guys. It's a series I have on FanFiction.net and thought I'd share it with you guys. Comedy, Parody. It's a bit long so please forgive me for that ><
Now once again....it's nothin serious so if your just wanting a good laugh...go here =D - Date: 10/12/2008
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- Wanna Lick My Cloud - 01/30/2010
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O_O Light did L.
O___O XD 5/5! - Report As Spam
- Nex Canis - 12/10/2008
- LOL i saw this on fanfiction.net! anywho 5/5
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- Yuffie07 - 10/12/2008
- This is cool =]
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