• 'The countdown to New Year has begun,
    now we'll all have some fun!'
    "My poem about New Year" Alice told her teacher Miss Friar
    "Very good Alice" Miss Friar replies "Have a good holiday then!"
    Smiling, Alice runs off.
    Slumping in her chair Miss Friar pulls out some whisky from the drawer in her desk "Silly girl. Stupid poem." she mumbles gulping down her drink