- once upon a time two boys in school hated each other so badly scream the nerd was bob the gangster was jake so every time the 2 boys meet each other they kick each other in the a** so when the growed up they learned moves bob learned to do the pick and flick the way to do the pick and flick is to pick your nose and flick it and another move that bob knows the butter cup first you take your hand next you turn your hand into a cup next you take your hand and put it on your butt next you fart in your hand and next you keep it in your hand and shove it in your victims nose so then now we tell you jakes moves he knows karate and has a gun with no ammo and does not have ammo . so one day bob and jake were walking around and meet each other so jake took his gun out and shot bob but bob faked to die. so jake walked away and said wow! this gun actually works with out ammo so bob stood up and sneaked to jake doing the pick and flick so jake punched bob in the head so bob said i need to fart lets do the butter cup in his so he did it jake turned around and said whats that noise and bob said the answer is die blaugh .
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- | Submitted on 08/26/2008 |
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- Title: the nerd and the gangster
- Artist: dannyhong200
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- Date: 08/26/2008
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- Daylinda - 05/02/2009
- umm i hope this was meant to be funny cause am laughing! biggrin lol
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- selket16 - 08/26/2008
- some consistency in grammar would be nice. Stick to the same verb tenses. Some form of punctuation would be nice; it feels like a four year old is talking. I honestly couldn't finish the story because of this and it's only a few lines long
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